I Have No Shame

I have no shame

Crossing the International Matpat Canon Line to offer up a Escape the Night Crack Fic idea. The server in Joey's diner is Ness from the FNAF movie.

Like imagine, Joey looks up all excited, expecting this:

I Have No Shame

Competent, traumatized love of his life SAE Agent Matpat

And instead its this guy:

I Have No Shame

Gay, AuADHD, always a service worker!Ness. He's just a sweet, hyperactive guy, trying to take Joey's order.

Joey: OMG Matt, there's an eyeball in my milkshake! Ness: Oh no! You're so right, eyeballs are totally out of season! I don't know what the kitchen was thinking! I'm so sorry, can I get you a side of Hand instead? A plate of fingies for the table?

The man doesn't even question a stranger calling him Matt, so long as he tips.

He takes human souls as a legal tender btw.

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I love this so much oh my GOD.

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

Guys My Mom’s New Boyfriend Is Trying To Be Supportive Of Me Being A Trans Guy And He Said “i Got

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

1 year ago

Steddie playing that couple’s game testing how much you know about your partner. Eddie is asked “What is Steve’s favorite fruit?”

Eddie, grinning, holds up his sign that just says “Me.”

Steve, pinching the bridge of his nose, holds up his sign that says “It’s peaches but he wrote ‘me.’”

1 year ago

Arlo: *sneeze's.*

Manjusha from within vent: bless you

Arlo looking around before looking up at the ceiling: god?

1 year ago
Michael Shows FNAF Movie Mike His Son,,

Michael shows FNAF movie Mike his son,,

1 year ago

Oh I am severel unwell.

Oh I Am Severel Unwell.

I don't know HOW I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS TODAY, THE WRITING ANF TH3 RINGS. I AM UNWELL. YOU CANNOT JUST DO THAT TO ME??????


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1 year ago
"You Broke The News!" Is Out, During The Escape Route We Get To Bunker.. With A New Group..

"You Broke The News!" Is out, during the escape route we get to bunker.. with a new group..

Now I see Donna, that's 100% her, BUT WHERE IS SAM?? YOURE TELLING ME MY BOY IS DEAD??? WHERE IS HE????


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1 year ago

Love footage and hearing voices in the Pizzaria!?!? Ness is getting closer to solving the Freddy's case⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨

Link!:)

Love Footage And Hearing Voices In The Pizzaria!?!? Ness Is Getting Closer To Solving The Freddy's Case⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨

There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

There's A New Break In The Freddy's Case? Oh? So Mike IS The Security Guard At Freddy's... Oooooh, Ness
There's A New Break In The Freddy's Case? Oh? So Mike IS The Security Guard At Freddy's... Oooooh, Ness

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1 year ago

NestorTheory Instagram lore recap in cliffnotes!

4th of January, account created + 2 posts. An introduction and Radio update.

5th of January, selfie, fun facts, and radio updates.

6th of January, first Freddy's post of the actual diner along with an update from sparkys (including a selfie)

9th of January, first 'Freddy's-a-go' update + plan.

11th of January, successfully broke into Freddy's and posted multiple photos from inside along with updates and finds.

18th of January, Mike makes a post on Ness' story about how Ness is sick after breaking into Freddy's + photo of a sick and sleepy Ness.

23rd of January, update on Ness' health along with another eepy Ness photo.

25th of January, 'Freddy's-a-go' update from a healthy Ness, no longer sick + photos of Freddy's from the outside. Radio update and a hint to a live interview on his radio station with a "certain security gaurd".

January 31st, Ness posts on his story about a radio update along with his Lock Ness Monster theory board as the photo in the background.

Between all of those posts, Ness has interacted with the Sparky's Diner account too, which is ran by his sibling 'Andy' (because in the book it's said that Ness' family own the Diner, that's the only "canon" I'm taking from the book. Completely made Andy up)

Andy teases Ness about how he stares at "your security guy" in the comments of several Sparky's Diner posts, Ness responds back and that leads to him getting Mike's (security guys) number after Mike had written it on a receipt that Andy picked up instead because Ness was busy with another table. Andy makes a post on the Sparkys account about how "you should really notice this! Also, make sure to return 10 receipts to get a free coffee on the house!" Ness proceeds to freak out in the comments at realising Mike left him his number and offers anything in the world to Andy so he'll give him the receipt that had Mike's number on it.

This is the shortest way I can explain the LOOORE, but I plan to make a full in depth post about it all soon Including behind the scenes lore that has only been hinted at and not given full context (Mike randomly posting on Ness' story is a GREAT example because securitywaiter isn't established yet. As far as people knew, Ness just had a supposed crush on him and then BOOM Mike Is randomly in Ness' room taking care of him while he's sick + now he's following a certain @MichaelSchmidt1975 too, hmmm??) (Also, you don't have to like securitywaiter to enjoy the account, you wouldn't even notice it:))

All set in the 2000's like the movie by the way!

NestorTheory Instagram Lore Recap In Cliffnotes!

There is a LOT more I will explain in depth, but this is for whoever to take a look at! I'd appreciate if you check out Ness' instagram and Sparky's too if that's what your interested in, I absolutely adore making these and there should be a new post tonight because Ness' radio station will be on in the morning, Saturday at 8am sharp ya'll!


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1 year ago

OH. OHH I LOVE

Fnaf Movie. But Everyone Except William Is A Muppet
Fnaf Movie. But Everyone Except William Is A Muppet
Fnaf Movie. But Everyone Except William Is A Muppet
Fnaf Movie. But Everyone Except William Is A Muppet
Fnaf Movie. But Everyone Except William Is A Muppet
Fnaf Movie. But Everyone Except William Is A Muppet
Fnaf Movie. But Everyone Except William Is A Muppet

Fnaf movie. But everyone except William is a muppet

(Inspired by that one saw post I would take them but I can’t find it 😭😭)


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1 year ago

:(

To Minecraft's Favorite Cat - May There Always Be A Spot On Your Best Friend's Desk For You.

to minecraft's favorite cat - may there always be a spot on your best friend's desk for you.

2006-2024

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