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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

He is blind. He swindled Apollo. She is a woman, he is a man, he has given birth to children. Aphrodite turned him into a mouse. He prophesized about Narcissus's fate. She was a priestess of Hera. He was this close to telling Oedipus he was sleeping with his mom. He is Hera and Zeus's marriage counselor. He saw Athena naked. He changes genders like they're clothes. Apollo killed him in one of the most bizarre hits in the mythos. He is the prophet with the answers you seek. Tiresias you will always be famous.

Kai: "have you ever been handcuffed?"

Lloyd: "by law enforcement or sexually?"

[shocked Kai Expression™]

Lloyd:

Lloyd: "it's an honest question"

Kai: "by law enforcement you freak"

Lloyd: "obviously yeah"

Kai: "have you,, been handcuffed-"

Lloyd: "don't worry about it"

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

he's gone now

Ninjago au where the serpentine still see lloyd as an annoying little brat but also recognize he’s still just a kid and that given the chance Pythor would absolutely eat him alive so the rest of the season is the ninja and the snake generals trying to protect Lloyd from Pythor and shenanigans ensue

Also the serpentine and the ninja refuse to communicate so they both think that the other is out to hurt lloyd/put him back into Darkley’s boarding school.

(2/2) The rest of the looping animations! The 18 lawyers were chosen for being present in more than one case.

part one

All with audio!

So I was just in the shower, thinking about lines to use for one of my WIP fics, when what will probably be my best one ever hit. “You tread a very dangerous path. Pray that you can trust the light guiding you.” And where the hell did that come from?! It doesn’t even have anything to do with the story???

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Late night sketch of Poe :]