My Lil Pencil Got To Lil So I Innovated

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

I made this really quickly in the Freeform app so it might not be the best. I call it.. the Web. Only the people with connecting lines are in a relationship. Feel free to take out whatever you don’t like.

\\ guys ok another fic poll

so, httyd (how to train your dragon) ninjago au, basically the ninja as the idiot crew! HOWEVER

idk what ship to make it so it's up to you guys

Why Telemachus Wasn’t Trained to Fight

Learning how to be a warrior was typically a fairly important part of an Ancient Greek prince’s education. That would likely be the case in Ithaca too as we can see with Odysseus even as a boy. No untrained child would have been able to defeat Athena’s boar so he clearly was taught to fight. So why was Telemachus not given the same? There’s perfectly able guards so it wouldn’t be from a lack of people to teach him.

Then I started thinking about how much more threatened by his presence the suitors would be if Telemachus could hold his own in combat. His mere existence is already a claim to the throne but they see him as unfit and too soft for the crown. They might not have waited so long to try to get rid of him if that perception didn’t hold. So Penelope might have intentionally withheld that part of his studies to make him seem less dangerous to the suitors.

No one would have thought twice about pushing around someone they knew could take it no matter their age, but the way that Telemachus says that they’re “getting” dangerous in ‘Legendary’ implies that it’s a new development. Sure, they could just be tired of waiting (which certainly still plays a part) but fighting an untrained twenty year old sounds much better than fighting an untrained fourteen year old.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

the thing about Light is that he thinks the average person’s reaction to just about anything is to be completely unfazed. He genuinely thinks that having any sort of reaction (shock, joy, sadness, anger) to crazy news is suspicious and that a normal person would never have a reason to be surprised by anything

which is EXACTLY what makes L 10000x more suspicious of him

Lloyd: I need a hug.

Morro: Of course you need hugs, you repulsive affectionate pulp.

Lloyd: I'm the Green Ninja.

Morro: Shut up shut uP SHUT UP.

Lloyd: MMMMMMMMM green.

Morro: I WILL END YOU.

Lloyd: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.

He is blind. He swindled Apollo. She is a woman, he is a man, he has given birth to children. Aphrodite turned him into a mouse. He prophesized about Narcissus's fate. She was a priestess of Hera. He was this close to telling Oedipus he was sleeping with his mom. He is Hera and Zeus's marriage counselor. He saw Athena naked. He changes genders like they're clothes. Apollo killed him in one of the most bizarre hits in the mythos. He is the prophet with the answers you seek. Tiresias you will always be famous.

Cole: "i'm here to pick up my idiots"

Cop: "uh,,, who are your idiots??"

Cole: "oh, you must be new here"

@hootylover2000 You and I shall share the luck.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god