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Tarot girlies and bros! Please help?

I have a deck that i shuffle as a stim and occasionally try to channel from, and lately ive been getting the same (absurd amount of) cards over and over even when just absently shuffling. Im so bad at interpreting meanings, ive tried googling it and i just cannot understand. Any input would be apreciated!!

Of the major arcana, in order of frequency, i keep getting: wheel of fortune, death, heirophant, magician, justice, empress, and high preistess

Of the minor arcana, in order of frequency, i keep getting: ace of cups, swords, and pentacles, knight of cups, swords, and pentacles, page of cups, and seven of cups

That seems like far too many for a message, but each have jumped out at least three times and some every single time i pull out the deck! Is it something stupidly simple, like those cards are ever so slightly bent or something? It feels so ominous, like this thing is speaking to me loudly and frantically in a language im not fluent in.

I feel like the amount of repitition (aces, knights, cups) is important but i dont know what it means. Same with the major arcana, it feels like its speaking in all caps but i cannot read it.

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. I'm dividing every one, they call me a mathematician.

Surrounded by water cuz I make these hoes so wet, call all the boys to the yard cuz I'm as hard as it gets.

everytime i see someone i consider cool in my notes i look exactly like this

Yknow that weird thing where your brain makes an Event in the mental schedule and now you cant do anything because you are Waiting for the Event? :[

*closed eyes clenched fists* maintain hope maintain hope maintain hope maintain hope

do you have a visual reference for his hair?

(First image is a grumpy looking sollux with wildly overgrown hair, hes holding an electric razor. Text says “Dork who hasnt slept” image two iis an amused sollux with all his hair buzzed of except for his sideburns, caption says “the haircut that made kanaya block him for a whole sweep” third image is a happy looking sollux with his cannon hair with longer sideburns, caption says “Current Captor!”)

Hope this makes sense, i just woke up and this is the best i could do

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist