No Thoughts Just Self Indulgence

I'm sorry but ppl have been DEFENDING ALEXIS!? Like people have been genuinely upset at Sam for calling her a bitch???? I'm sorry but who in their right mind could defend Alexis turning Sam AFTER HE SAID NO? HE TOLD HER TO STOP! HE WAS PUSHING HER OFF HIM UNTIL SHE FORCED HIM TO OPEN HIS EYES AND TRANCED HIM

Y'all are fucking insane for excusing Alexis' actions because "she's hot.", Sam had all the right in the world to call her a bitch and honestly he could've (and should've) called her worse because she is.

She assaulted Sam. End of story. AND she's not even sorry, she said it herself!! Now I'd get if y'all we're mad at Sam for calling her a bitch after she tried to apologize and if she was actually sorry and trying to make up for her actions but she wasn't, and I doubt she ever will.

Y'all have taken pretty privilege way too far.

I FUCKEN TOLD Y'ALL!!! LET'S GOO

Redacted Sexiest Listener Tournament!

Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two

Me after deleting half my camera roll, Subway Surfers, and a fuck you amount of random ass apps just so Genshin Impact & Honaki Star Rail can coexist on my phone:

why is everyone except doc always so mean to hush :(

like stop calling my guy a “freak” and an “abomination” he’s just trying to do his thing okay??

no wonder he’s so attached to doc now, everyone else is such a prick to him.

Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:

Dear Headcannons!!

Office Siren Dear

Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32

When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried

They cried in their car on the way home after their last day

I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther

Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them

They found him and beat his ass (again) after

The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him

That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves

Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)

Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between

Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style

Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once

Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has

Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes

Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor

Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them

YEA THAT'S ME!!

ASHER PRESENTS THE PIZZA BOYS

Special thanks to the discord svr for help!

lasko : cannot order pizza did you SEE that date?!

damien : jalapeño and half a bottle of spice

huxley : meat lover pizza (cus he's 🏳️‍🌈)

caelum : pizza bagel enjoyer

gavin : sasuage pizza

hudson : supreme with no olives

david : cheese. (refuses to let angel get toppings so they have to buy two pizzas)

milo : margarita

asher : spicy pepperoni with jalapeños

guy : pepperoni (but he get domino max's rustic pizza cookies) ((+ discounts))

geordi : just get cheese and garlic bread to cry with

vincent : golden pizza with truffles

sam : meat lovers (cus darlin 😎😍🥰😘)

echo : thinks hes better then pizza

hush : cheese & anchovies with no sauce

alexis : goes to italy just to get pizza (then eats it with a knife and fork and gets her neck snapped like spaghetti)

porter : pineapple

quinn : his own di- glow stick

kody : burnt pizza

adam : pizza with sauce before the cheese

(special add)

Barchium : doesn't know what Pizza is

Fem Kacchan

cock.