My Toxic Trait Is I Watch Baby Driver Edits And Judge Them Based On How Likely He Would Be To Listen

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

babe you ok? you've been scrolling kurtsworld96 for an hour

Heck yea my Latin lesson is bitching! 😎😎😎

Oh thank God, I had lost it

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

Merry and Pippin hanging out with the Ents and smoking weed.

Vs

Frodo and Sam's main plot.

I drew Sam and Frodo :)

watching Nope