I Would Follow This Man Into Any War.

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

This reblog is directed at Taco and his fuckass song Living in my Dreamworld.

You know what you did.

something i keep experiencing

ideally jk rowling will be next

Yk, it doesn't seem like anyone is leaving reviews about disliking the assistants. If the smaller browsers are targeted with one star reviews asking to remove the assistants, the idea would probably catch on enough to be able to even get Google's removed.

Psychic and dark frog is insane luck 🥰🥰😌😌

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from the toilet and grabbed Musk by the scruff to throw him out, the SpaceX founder having barged in through the slightly ajar door, sat at his feet, stared into his eyes, and loudly whined. Full Story

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

ALLERGY ECZEMA

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

I WANT SHARP TEETH. I WANT TO BITE. I WANT MY MOUTH TO FILL WITH BLOOD. I WANT IT TO DRIP FROM MY FANGS.