Starrykibber - The Beez

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

Allosaurus Eoraptor

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

charlie cox as tristan thorn in stardust is my ideal man

Frodo to Gandalf: but he was destroyed, Sauron was destroyed

Gandalf:

Frodo: We put the Ring away, we keep it hidden, we never speak of it again. No one knows it’s here, do they? Do they, Gandalf?

Gandalf:

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

Dude come back your weird dog bit me 😭😭

can you guys watch him for me i gotta take a nap

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

Honestly I feel as though the term "trauma dumping" is overused and should only refer to when someone is excessively telling you traumatic information you have expressed not wanting to hear.

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

When are you not though

Can y'all tell I'm hyperfixating?