Im So Close To Blocking People Who Don't Mark Spoilers. Bottom Of The Barrel People Right There. Especially

Dude come back your weird dog bit me 😭😭

can you guys watch him for me i gotta take a nap

Hey guys!!!! It's fall!!!! You know what that means!!!!??

*violently hyperfixates on Over the Garden Wall*

Just found out how effective torturing my partner with unhinged resident evil head cannons are so I'm begging someone to drop at least one (preferably without 1st, 5th, or 6th game spoilers)

FUCK.

LATIN.

NO.

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Lukewarm take: people in J. Park need to listen to Ian Malcom more. Bro has the brain cells 90% of the time.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I FOUND THE TUMBLR BLORBO TAG IM SAVED

Just looked at the Baby Driver tag and tbh I'm surprised that less ppl here frequent it. Like wdym Baby isn't one of the Tumblr blorbos ever, he's so Tumblr coded.