Reasons Why I'm So Hot And Sexy^

fuck the grind. fuck work culture. i want a slow life. i want to wake up in the morning and scramble eggs and saute some spinach, squeeze some orange juice and cut up some strawberries, and eat it all while sitting on my porch and watching my goats mill about in the yard. i have a world of downtime to bake bread and garden and read and craft. i am free.

Wanting to start a series of posts involving the study of trolls. Please be patient as I conduct research (my undiagnosed ADHD and memory loss might mean I just don't post often/forget)

RIP Baby, you would have loved fan edits. 😔✊

Recently, my mom has been getting into the cottegcore jam and preserves making mood which would be great if someone warned me how DANGEROUS IT IS.

My dyspraxic ass sat on the other side of the table tryna peel pears and the peeler hit my

Fingernail

And it still hurts

YOU hate JK Rowling!

SIGNING

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

To keep what demon in???? What requires that level of salt circle???

Church in a Polish salt mine 300 feet underground

Just found out how effective torturing my partner with unhinged resident evil head cannons are so I'm begging someone to drop at least one (preferably without 1st, 5th, or 6th game spoilers)

PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops