Two-headed Tortoise Janus Turns 25!

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

I find it hilarious that Joel is short but still taller than Pix, so that means by God standards he is small. There are deities bigger than him and that's so funny to me

That’s a cool headcanon

But personally I headcanon that Joel actually started out as a thunder spirit who got elevated to god hood through increased worship (cough cough pixandria) which gave him the ability to change his appearance. His 11ft stature is compensation for his true form:

A little guy who is no bigger than a peach

See Joel, we can both win

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10

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Source: Sacramento History Museum

after MONTHS of stalling i finally got this finished! all my current hermit designs, subject to change at any moment (especially if xisuma keeps changing his dang skin). plus a couple of bonus pals that i think deserve honorary hermit status.

close ups under the cut!

also pearl before i had to change her, RIP the cute hood i drew

sexy and cool and tall god man

The Red Thread of Fate

In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.

Here's some notes on some of the upper body muscles so you, artist, don't need to look them up

They are not medically accurate, just enough for artists to know the necessary muscles and how they work together

I 100% recommend doing the last exercise I did to be able to actually place the muscles