You Can Pry This Meme Out Of My Cold Dead Hands 🫖

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While going through an ancient city, Fwhip, Sausage, and Katherine found this right under the large portal thingy…

“good vibes only please dont hurt me :)”

Did another empire do this or was it whoever killed the dragon?

They also summoned at least two four wardens while down there but that’s not the point.

Team-up AU

Help! The short kings are fighting…

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[transcript/video description:

[tango is creating custom audio goat horns] tango: i thiiink i want to, i kind of want to get the - the bdubs ones saying "shut up!" and "you'll" - "you'll speak when spoken to" [cut; bdubs has just run into tango's house when hearing that tango's trying to rip recordings of him talking] bdubs: i'll give you a clean one [recording] right now, you want a clean one? hit record! tango: i don't want a, i don't want a dirty one! alright, hang on [he opens recording software off screen] alright, clean one bdubs: [crosstalk] alright, ready? tango: aaand, camera speaking [?] bdubs: you'll speak when spoken to! tango: [laughing] very good, very good, okay bdubs: nailed it tango: nailed it, first try [cut; tango is now doing the actual file uploading] tango: audioplayer upload... yes, yes... [he uploads the file of bdubs speaking to filebin] [cut to about a minute later; tango's typing the command to download the audio file onto his goat horn] tango: uhh, call this one "spoken to"... oh did that work? i don't know if it took the, [he mouses over the goat horn, which is now named "Spoken Too" in game] it did, okay. here we go! [tango plays the goat horn. it plays the intro beats of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". tango's face screws up, then he puts his head in his hand; long after the recording ends, he looks up, starts laughing, and slow claps three times]

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snuck a little impulse into class :)

I find it hilarious that Joel is short but still taller than Pix, so that means by God standards he is small. There are deities bigger than him and that's so funny to me

That’s a cool headcanon

But personally I headcanon that Joel actually started out as a thunder spirit who got elevated to god hood through increased worship (cough cough pixandria) which gave him the ability to change his appearance. His 11ft stature is compensation for his true form:

A little guy who is no bigger than a peach

See Joel, we can both win

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10

Calling it now that Oli is making a secret empire in the deep dark, that “good vibes only, please dont hurt me” sign has his handwriting all over it