I'd Just Be There Bcoz I Can't Cook But I Am Funny 🙃🧡

*Jem and tessa loses will in the crowd*

Jem: There are ducks here!

Will *high pitched scream*: jAmEs!!!

enemies to lovers is like, "i wanna duel you but instead of guns we use lips."

Will, to Charlotte: I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?

I absolutely can not resist anything will related 😭😭🤧

For some reason I don't believe you Will👀👀

Thnx for my own daily dose of ✨ Will herondale ✨ hahah

Jem: You can't keep breaking Gabriel's legs, arm or wrist just to see me.

*Will transfixed at Jem but not paying attention.*

Will: of course not next time it'll be his neck.

Jem: What?

Will: What?

"No, I mean enterprising,” said Will. “When I mean morally deficient, I say, ‘Now, that’s something I would have done"

~Will Herondale

CoI memes, but using uncommon John Mulaney quotes

James: You should drink a little bit less

Matthew:

Thomas in the sanctuary:

Lucie to Grace:

Alastair throughout the book:

The TID parents watching their kids become utter messes in a matter of a month:

Charles getting stabbed:

James realising he is in fact, not the killer:

Ariadne: “yes, yes, yes”

Anna:

Christopher, probably, because he’s probably bored being on the sidelines that whole book:

Literally James living with Cordelia:

Cordelia meeting ‘Wayland’ The smith:

Lucie being a necromancer:

Jesse after being possessed:

I don't know about y'all but girls with shiny swords>>>>>>>>

Thnx love 🥺🥺🥺

Bcoz u r amazing!!!!

@vaguelywilde @aarcturus

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

Sweet tea in the summer

Cross your heart, won't tell no other

And though I can't recall your face

I still got love for you

Before I learned civility

I used to scream ferociously

Any time I wanted

Henry: Now Will push this button and throw it as far as you can.

*Will pushes the button and throws. *

*blast*

Will: Oh my god. Henry you killed us. It blasted!!! I want to die but not like this! I will never be able tell Tessa how-

Henry: WILL! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BLAST!

Will: I- Of course. I knew it. Yeah. Totally!