Have A Blazed 420 Everybody!!

Biden announcing a Russian oil ban this morning and pushing an end to remote work while gas is already $4 a gallon

i couldn’t fit it in but a bonus level is: i hope trump doesn’t die just yet bc it could affect the election/i would like him to experience intense suffering first/it’s fine if trump dies but only if pence does too.

I dont think you'll get accurate results for this on Tumblr of all sites

is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Red Hood stared down at the small child holding up a box. It was wrapped in newspaper and tied with twine, but was very clearly meant to be a gift. The kid bounced on their toes, trying to hold it up higher.

"I made it for you!" They exclaimed. "Don't worry; it's not a bomb, I promise!"

Say hello to my favorite pencil holder

Happy Ides of March~🍃

Pickles are just salt and vinegar cucumbers