Soapshippers, Can We Talk Abt This Rq?

long term long distance low commitment casual girlfriend

WDYM THE FIT IS NOT HARD???

In honour of summer, Fight Club pool/beach headcanons:

Tyler tries all of the water slides, even the ones for children.

Narrator and Tyler do swim races. Tyler wins most of the time. Marla, unaware, just takes Narrator as a sporty guy.

Marla and Narrator bond over hating the noisy children who splash others. Tyler is one of them.

Tyler and Narrator wrestle and try to push each other under the water. They also spray each other with water guns, and accidentally get Marla wet. She's not happy about it.

All three of them love laying on inflatables while smoking and sipping a little drink. Marla eventually falls asleep, Tyler becomes unresponsive, and Narrator is left to pout and rethink his life.

Marla loves wearing sunglasses and little see-through sundresses over her bikini. Her nails and toenails are painted black. She also has a little umbrella for the sun because she does NOT want to tan. She thinks looking like a corpse suits her way more.

Narrator gets a sunburn because he thought not wearing sunscreen would impress Tyler. Tyler is not impressed. Marla scolds him and calls him an idiot.

Tyler builds a sandcastle. It's the most impressive thing anyone has ever seen. He completely destroys it some time later, followed by a philosophy lesson.

hiii! Could I ask for a Hilson drawing of them kissing in the couch, please? Either something very soft OR making out passionately (neck kissing, lip biting), your pick

ty in advance, your art makes me crazy <3

my secret weakness… is that whenever i draw kissing… it just kinda looks like they’re blowing into each other’s mouths

whatever. WHATEVER

silly crazy aggies with @mjsidd

what the hell is going on in that damn hospital

House and Wilson genuinely make me sick. They’re so stupidly in love with eachother and just won’t acknowledge is so they end up playing a never ending game of gay chicken until the end im gonna throw up

fight club kisses be upon ye

i think u guys have to accept the fact tyler is a power bottom. no im not debating on this