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Going from reading fanfics about being transported into your favourite fictional media to shifting

What’s 4 years compared to basically being immortal and being whatever the fuck you want to be.

To all of the fellas that have been trying to shift for years, don’t give up bro. Ik you are losing motivation or you feel hopeless but just think about the genuine happiness you will experience there and at the end, you will become aware of the fact that you’ve always have been there. I know you can do it and I trust you fam.

i pinky promise, hand on heart, other hand holding a matchstick about to light this baby up, this is the only shifting post you need. no fluff, no razzle-dazzle, no five-paragraph essays about brainwaves or how you need to do the cha-cha in a lucid dream to make it happen. none of that. i know, i know, you’ve seen a million of these posts before!!!!! they’re all like, ‘just believe, babe!!!!!’ and toss you into the deep end of manifestation tiktok. but i’m serious.

let me break it down: shifting is easy. I KNOW. I KNOW. "emma i've been trying for five years, NOTHING's happening." no, REALLY, you’ve already been doing it. every day. every time you zone out during a lecture, or start daydreaming about a life where you’re waltzing around versailles with marie antoinette or sipping espresso in twin peaks. that feeling !!!!!!! that’s it !!!!!! that’s the first brush of the sandworm under your feet.

the FIRST TRUTH!!!!! you don’t need a method. forget the ladder, the cracking raven, the star charts. sure, they’re cute, but they’re like training wheels. the real power is in knowing. knowing you’ve already got it. you just do it. you’re not asking reality to let you in; you’re telling it where you want to go. AND THEN YOU GO !!!!! SO GO !!!!!

the SECOND TRUTH!!!!! your mind is your arrakis. it is vast, it is hot, it is buzzing with potential. you can plant anything there, and it’ll grow!!!! timelines, dreams, full-on universes. all you need to do is stop overthinking it. shifting isn’t about fighting to make it happen. it’s about leaning back, relaxing, and letting it take you.

think of it like floating in the ocean: the more you try to force it, the harder it gets. but if you let go, trust the waves, you’ll find yourself drifting effortlessly toward where you want to be.

the THIRD TRUTH!!!! you’re already there. no, i’m not being cryptic or trying to sound like a fortune cookie. what you desire.....the reality, the life, the version of yourself you’re dreaming of.......it’s already yours. time and space are silly little concepts for the mortals. you’re a prophet. you’ve already conquered them. movin' on.

you don’t have to prove you’re worthy, you don’t need a cosmic permission slip. you’re already the shaper of the unshapeable. so !!!!!! stop overcomplicating it. how to shift? nr one: know you shift, nr two: you're in your reality. BAM. KABOOM. shifting is easy because you’re the one in charge, and you always have been. don’t think too hard; just be. be the person in the river, sipping iced coffee, pissing out enlightenment. be the person NASA is terrified of because you’re too sustainable. be the person on their vespa, popping wheelies through timelines like a pope on holiday.

you don’t need angel numbers or the moon in the 7th house to tell you it’s working. it’s working because you’re the one making it work.

shifting isn’t about imagining every detail of your dream life; it’s about embodying the feeling of being there. stop doubting yourself. stop checking the clock or waiting for ‘proof.’ the second you decide to shift, it’s done !!!!!

you’re the muad’dib. you’re.... logan roy in a three-piece suit. you’re the sandworm and the storm. now shift!!!!!!!!!!!! go claim your kingdom!!!!!!!

an english class rn when i could be in DADA 😔😖

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anyone else shifting to princess charm school? Or like, any Barbie movie drs?

i hate when people on tiktok are like “NoW tHAt iT’s 2024, cAn We aLl AgrEe tHAt ShiFTinG is FakE?!?” like bitch no. just cause it didn’t work first try, doesn’t mean it’s fake. like let’s say you were trying to chop a piece of wood, but on your first shot, it didn’t splinter into two pieces, so now we all say “lumberjacks aren’t real. they’re just schizophrenics that are working in a fake work field.” ??? that makes no sense. you have to chip away piece by piece, especially if you came from 2020 shiftok where there was so much info messing up our journeys. obv there r shifters that shifter first try, like that’s amazing, but it doesn’t get tiring when you have been trying for this long. but the amount of effort we put in is insane. even if you don’t have motivation, that’s okay, because you get back into it at some point, after taking care of yourself

but yk what hurts more? when people used to shift, and they go back and call themselves crazy. Like the one gurl that a lot of people learned shifting from, the one that was like “i was in hp for 4 months i wanna go back”. if you see her new acc, there’s a vid where she was like “i used to be crazy” or smn like that. idk man it just hurts me kinda bad

you will shift ( hypnotizes you )

only on ch.13 of atyd and i already want to be their friend

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the sisyphus delusion. . . drop the boulder and shift realities.

sisyphus had one job. one brutal, mindless, soul-crunching job. roll the rock up the hill, watch it roll back down, repeat. camus, bless his french-algerian heart, tells us sisyphus is happy because he chooses to be. because he winks at the abyss and says, fine, let’s dance. because the struggle itself is a kind of victory.

alas, sisyphus is not free. he is a hamster in a particularly wheel, finding comfort in his own entrapment. and that is where he and the modern shifter shake hands. the great cosmic irony is that shifters, these darlings of self-willed escape, have turned themselves into their own myth. they are sisyphus reborn, but instead of a rock, they roll their mindset uphill, over and over again. every affirmation, every subliminal, every night spent whispering to the void. an endless exertion, a labour of self-convincing.

it’s not shifting. it’s straining. the difference between them and sisyphus is that at least he had the decency to stop pretending the rock wasn’t real.

shifting should be the rejection of struggle, not its rebranding. but somewhere along the way, it became another mountain, another test, another something-to-be-earned. people talk about shifting like it’s a boss battle, like they have to do enough reality checks, clear enough mental debris, align their subconscious like the planets in some great celestial waiting room. they believe in the rock. they believe in the climb. they are hypnotised by the effort.

but effort is resistance, and resistance is friction, and friction keeps things exactly where they are. loa already taught us this, what you fight, you feed. what you chase, you place ahead of you, always out of reach. shifting is not a process, it’s a decision. it is not a matter of if, it is a matter of when. and 'when' is only ever waiting on you.

so step aside. let the rock roll where it may. stop thinking of shifting as a mountain to scale and start thinking of it as a room you already own. there is no application form. no cosmic bureaucracy keeping you from your desires. no checklist, no gods, no gatekeepers. only you, making your own mythology out of something as simple as stepping through a door.

so, dear sisyphus-in-disguise, put down your affirmations, your desperate notes to the universe, your battle against the self. don’t just push the rock. drop it. and walk into the world that was already waiting for you.