Do You Guys Have Any Strange Names By Which U Call Krishna In Ur Head, Like I Call Him "bhaijaan" For

do you guys have any strange names by which u call krishna in ur head, like i call him "bhaijaan" for some reason

(completely Not referring to salman khan connotations 🤢)

HELP I JUST CALLED KRISHNA "K-MAN" IN MY HEAD SASSJQMA

“Ashley, look at me!”

**insert the beat here**

(Of course Ashley is Arjun XD)

Source:Pinterest

my ma (og Lord Krishna stan I must have got it from her) went to Mathura Vrindavan 20yrs ago and said she was so underwhelmed and disappointed cos they didn't keep it clean at all and it was very unkempt and dirty.

now on Google maps everything looks so beautiful and well maintained Hare Krishna.

I wonder when I'll be able to go... it feels so climactic right now, like the final destination. like ik there is Dwarka and other sites but the Brajbhoomi is its own magic. I bet when I actually get to go ill feel ready. i bet I'll just be crying the entire time lmao 🥰

hiii omds THANK YOU @krishna-sangini @akshinayak @btw-its-tamanna @idkwhatimdoingherebutitsfun @krishnaaradhika SMMM for tagging me guys i genuinely post the randomest things on my brain and it's so sweet yall appreciate 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶💞💞💞

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krishna: MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE ENERGY MORE ENERGY MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK

arjun: 🥹🙏

okay inspired by this post

🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚

- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME

- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR

- sends outdated memes

- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually

- the most charming sweetheart texter ever

- wants all ur attention

- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰

- dramatic af

- also top quality advice for literally every life problem

- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)

-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'

-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)

y/n: *sends cute pic of self*

krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝

krishna : SAKHI IM DYING

y/n : OMG WHAT

y/n : KANHA???

y/n : ?????

y/n : WHERE R U

y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭

y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY

[10hrs later]

krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌

[left on seen]

krishna : SAKHI COME BACK

krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨

y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*

krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~

krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂

krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭

krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband

krishna : silly me !

krishna : 😆

krishna : got worried for a sec !

- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰

y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂

BONUS BALARAM:

- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'

- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji

- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response

- daily hydration reminders

- daily bedtime reminders

- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"

- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"

- will cook for u in exam szn

- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*

- on ur speed dial

- on everyones speed dial

sometimes i talk to the gitagpt chatbot at 3am and dream

hey bros, saw a wholesome post about ancestors being proud of us and I realised that WE HAD ANCESTORS AT THE TIME OF KRISHNA like i wonder what they were doing, did they ever see him, which side did they fight in the war

🤔 ?????