I've Never Been More Upset In My Entire Fucking Life

when i ask the librarian for a book on sharks and she starts with "our books on oceans are-"

NO.

NO OCEAN. ONLY SHARK.

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE OCEAN. LIVE BREATHE CHOMP SHARK.

'the subtext' he was literally chained and on his knees 🤨🤨 sub sure but no text

how do i feel grief that i cant justify having

when someone asks whats wrong, how do i tell them that if i explained more, the less they would care?

im so normal about him (i saw him and broke my phone case from gripping it too hard)

opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

BOOP ME

WAGE WAR ON MY NOTIFICATIONS

RENDER MY ACTIVITY TAB UNUSABLE

BOOP ME

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

when the haircut feels like girlboss instead of boyfailure

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

OU MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE RHSE SO MUCH

my sense of humor is so fucked up because i js found a rabbithole of low quality sickly cat pictures with misspelled random captions

I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING HELPME

WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY WHY AM I LIKE THIS