I'm A Hard Pillow Hard Mattress Man. I Need Reliability. I Don't Want Something To Change Into A Completely

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

Yikes 🫂 But uhh... :) I don't know what I'm doing, so there's that 👍

Honk Honk! Clown Noises!!

I know who you are, you clown, you jester!! 🫵

(Lmao hey, bestie✨️)

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

Dragon I drew for a friend!

A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I've never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don't get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don't usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.

✧ A Mothers Revenge ✧

A kestrel seeks revenge on a European Starling after it kills and eats her chicks. In the U.S, European starlings have a devastating impact on our native ecosystems in the entire United States. This species is known for their aggression towards other cavity nesting birds, outcompeting native species for nesting spots and food sources. They’ve been known to kill many native species from bluebirds, to woodpeckers, to kestrels. They are violent towards competing species, destroying their nests, and pecking holes in eggs laid by other birds. Not to mention, they also destroy crops and devour multitudes of grain each year.

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I wanted to portray something intense to kind of grab people’s attention to this problem. Most people don’t know how horribly invasive they are. While they’re pretty birds, they’re not meant to live in the United States. I wanted to use colors like red (to represent anger, sadness, revenge, betrayal) to portray what native species have to endure every year towards a bird that was never supposed to even come in contact with them. And colors like yellow (to represent wrongfully perceived innocence and guilt).

The spills of blood can be represented as the successful revenge the kestrel has, or, the multitudes of blood spilled from native species by European Starlings.

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Did you know? All the European Starlings in North America descended from 100 birds set loose in New York’s Central Park in the early 1890s. The birds were intentionally released by a group who wanted America to have all the birds that Shakespeare ever mentioned. It took several tries, but eventually the population took off. Today, more than 200 million European Starlings range from Alaska to Mexico.

The audience is trying to explode me with their minds, I fear 😔

tagging: @dr-hystericals (you may tag the other terrors) + anyone else that wants to join :>

Pic Crew/Fandom Tag Game

Restarting this because the other chain I was tagged in was getting long. Thank you @skywarpie for tagging me!

Game: Make this picrew of yourself | Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Here are my results :D

I'm gonna tag @0-miles-away @serainamoonlight @goldemas1244 @snoopyscorpio @zoomies0813 @icechippies @pomidaea @nihildenial @theoutermenace1986 @anoddreindeer @brytnoter @mac-and-thefox @floating--goblin @ir0n-angel @atmosghoul @p1nkcanoe @peanutbutter-doodles @numbingbone @keo6323 @wrathofrats @golden-rats @chapel-of-rizztual @coffeeghoulie @divine-misfortune and anyone else is free to take part in this :D