the secret to life is always having something to look forward to
Not to go on a rant, but I hate it when people punish children for asking questions. Like, they're just trying to learn and are so genuinely and sincerely curious. Why punish them? They are just tiny people with far less information than you have, so they should be filled in and treated with respect as they are. Of course, I understand simplifying things for kids and withholding some information from them if they are not quite ready for it, but they should be told everything otherwise and certainly should not be punished for wanting to learn more.
i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024
Me: "oough. why do I feel so bad."
Also Me: *has eaten nothing but candy all day*
There are two types of people when hearing the "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" joke for the first time:
1) What? What are you trying to say? This makes no sense.
And
2) ...I hate that I understand this