Things That Altered My Brain Chemistry:

Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024

Me: "oough. why do I feel so bad."

Also Me: *has eaten nothing but candy all day*

Tumblr users will black out and reblog when they see the word shrimp

A group of pomeranians is called a puff.

What it feels like trying to explain polyamory to literally anybody.

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

i have mola mola autism now