Early Catwoman

i saw your thoughts on harley quinn and bruce wayne/batman becoming besties because they attended med school together. give us more.

okay bruce wayne & harley quinn headcanons:

they were in the same classes at med school and they sat together everywhere for like 3 weeks before they ever talked to each other, because bruce was an edgy bitch and harley was like 'you interrupt me while i'm studying you'll lose a finger'

when bruce adopted dick harley showed up at his doorstep completely unannounced with a t-shirt for dick that said 'my dad dropped out of med school and all i got was this stupid t-shirt'

even after she did a swandive into a pool of hot bleach she still tried to hang out with bruce, but kept getting arrested every time. so she settled for the next best thing: his furry alter ego batman

(yes she knows he's batman, what like it's hard?)

every single time she and the joker get up to some shit, she has a chat with batman, so she can annoy him by psychoanalysing him and calling him a furry, only when he starts psychoanalysing her it's really not fun anymore

when bruce took jason in she sends him a shirt that says 'ask me why my dad dropped out of medschool'

she and the joker are broken up by the time he kills jason and she ties him to the 56th floor of the wayne enterprises building in his underwear

when robin number three rolls around she hand delivers him a t-shirt that says 'inside every strong man is a tinier man that didn't finish med school'

after robbing the gotham zoo of their hyenas she names one bruce and the other ivy, while bruce is flattered, ivy doesn't talk to her for 3 weeks

robin four, also known as girl robin gets a shirt that says 'the reason my boss acts like that is because he didn't finish med school and wants to make it everyone's problem'

robin five doesn't want to accept her gift and tries to arrest her, so she shows up at their door the next day with her 'my father is a 6'0 Gothamite born in February who didn't finish med school' t-shirt. seeing as bruce wasn't home, that gets her arrested.

ivy breaks her out of arkham and harley vows to be her trophy wife. she lasts 3 days before breaking into bruce's house in the middle of the night to steal a cool painting.

bruce just looks at her while she's trying to escape like 'you could've just asked if you wanted that' and they get a drink together.

damian wakes up to find his dad and harley quinn black out drunk talking about that time bruce fell off a roof when they were in med school and let a first year student set his arm.

he wakes up tim and just goes "there is a- jester in our home,"

tim's like "oh you mean harley? yeah i'd been wondering when she'd come around" and just goes back to sleep

(cass gets a 'the only thing worse than a father is a father who didn't finish med school' t-shirt)

(duke gets a 'i aspire to work harder than my father who didn't finish med school' t-shirt)

vengeance-chan

dont ever talk to my husband or his son ever again 😃

by 馄饨夹生

Who is the best animated Batman? Can the Supermen convince you that it's theirs? (Alt: Who is the most whipped animated Superman?)

Ok this one has colour.

Just ignore my horrible photography skills, I just can't do digital drawing so it's like this.

#A struggle

young bruce wayne has the same energy as natasha romanoff but especially when she makes pop culture references in her jokes and then awkwardly explains it bc he does that with gen-z and the justice league

Damian: *pointing to each of the batboys except dick* I hate you! And you! And you!

Tim: Hey! You missed dick?

Damian: No I didn't

Dick: No he didn't

Oh my fucking God there's a batfsm comic on webtoon and I wanna cry 😭😫

ITS SO GOODD