I Don’t Have A Dick But I Do Think With It

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I'm getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I'll fail in ways previously unknown to science