I Love That Our Ten Member Bertholdt Fan Club Just Insults Everyone Who Doesn't Like Him

toxic yaoi

Friendly reminder that I am right and all other opinions are wrong <3

Reiner Braun tries not to kill himself challenge (impossible)

Buddy, I literally just moved you a tad away from Bertholdt to wipe the dust off the shelf, why so dramatic 😔

DRAW BERTOLT'S COCK

HIS NAME IS KÜKEN!!!

Guys, I literally stormed into Google search to quickly find some refs of a person with a rooster, so my tired brain typed in “Man holding cock” and you'll never believe what results I got (yes, it was porn) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

It was like half past midnight, I was tired after work and was about to go to bed, but this ask came out of nowhere and just. WHAT IS IT. And I wasn't tired anymore bhjjnfkjjgfnkdkfdmzks

BTW, I don't take art requests, especially not ones like this LOL I did it because it strike me like a bolt of the blue and, honestly, Bertholdt deserves a pet rooster <3

I'm thinking in unhealthy amounts about kind of AU where Reiner and Bertholdt stay with Scouts after their reveal and are sort of adopted by Hange (the plushies to blame). I'm mostly writing down ideas about how this happened and what the consequences could be, although I don't have a big brain like Isayama's, so I'm cooking and will probably burn the stove LMAO but I want to get it out of my head and make it other people's problem. We are just having fun folks ✨

Browsing Bertholdt Hoover's tag after work to have something nice in my life, only to be jumpscared by reposted Beruani nsfw.

Will Bertholdt's fans ever be free?

Don't get me wrong, shipping Jimmy and Curly is a no-no for me, so maybe I shouldn't comment on it, but the fact that shippers didn't call them or tag them as “cummy” disappoints me quite a bit.

(I don't want any proship/antiship wars under this post, be chill folks, I don't want to wake up in the morning with 99+ messages on tumblr dot com LMAO)

Yea, I think I have to spontaneously combust now sigh

I love this post with all of myself

Real talk

This is about Reiner in fanfiction that aren’t about Reiner. He’s often depicted as a toxic ex or a violent person and I know they’re just fanfiction but in canon when was the last time you saw him harm anyone out right. When Sasha punched him unprovoked he said she was right despite it being unreasonable- he let Eren punch his face with his silly nubs. He’s just a teddybear 😞 I know he’s a fictional soldier but he’s genuinely just a teddybear

Re-watching/re-reading Attack on Titan

Pros: -Attack on Titan!! <3

Cons: -Darius Zackly's chair :C