Be Rough But Do It With Love

"But I'm a princess." Okay, princess.... have you read a single fairytale? Cause princesses get locked up and abused by older men all the time. It's kinda like... the main thing that happens.

Now he tells me!!

If you wanna get creampied you just gotta ask your man about his nerdy hobbies.

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

Being corrupted is transforming me into what I was too afraid to admit I always wanted to be

Curious minds need to know…

how bad do i have to be for him to really fuck my throat…

Shhh baby it's ok, it's just me. you're so pretty when you're falling asleep. Just lift your leg a tiny bit-aahh there you are..mnnfff you feel so good... No no don't move, let me do all the work. Just relax and try to sleep now.