“Unnatural Eye Color”

No idea how I forgot to make this post when the website first came out, but Bill's sheer, burning hatred for Stan has such goddamn delectable levels to it, hardly just limited to anger that Stan defeated him. First is the fact that in Bill's eye, he wasn't just defeated, but out-conned by an inferior con man, hustled by a second-fiddle hustler — and what an unthinkable threat to Bill's pride, what a gallon of gasoline to pour on the fire of his rage and contempt! Bill can't shut up about how stupid he thinks Stan's cons and schemes are. But you know what else Bill is furious about? What seething lines he drops, right before the culmination of his breakdown?

[ID from alt: excerpt from the website, reading: "And Lucky Stan- the roll's on black, He got his life and family back. His big break, it finally came, Redemption from a life of shame." End ID.]

Luck. After all Stan's failures, luck, at least in Bill's eyes. The luck of the roll, to get his family back.

Bill fled his ruined home, taking with him his father's hat. Bill treated truth as whatever sold. But. Bill didn't get his family back.

And now? As helpless as Bill is, he refuses to admit it. He refuses to accept that Stan won. That Stan gets to be happy. Because there is no one that Bill more desperately wants to make burn than the person so infuriatingly similar to him, yet so obviously inferior... who nevertheless, despite it all, got exactly what Bill couldn't.

Hello! I found out about Corduroy Stew weeks ago and I love the characters and everything you made about them so far! Also, I have a question and I don't know if you answered this but...what is WB's actual name? Like what do the letters in his name mean?

I was wondering when someone would ask this!

I’m going to do this. I’m going to throw his name out into the void and give you no context whatsoever yet:

ZORO ZORO BEAMMMMMMM

Turns out drawing three Zoro pieces for his birthday wasn’t enough for me. I had to draw more. So uh. Miku Zoro? Zoku?? Ignore the Pokémon btw it was bc of the leek lmao

Alt version + closeups + lyrics below the cut!

If you want to support my art, please reblog! Likes are lovely but do not help push my work in the tumblr algorithm <3

He looks stupid with the little twintails I love it…

LYRICS IN THE ART:

Zoro, Zoro

Pirate Hunter Zoro

Green hair, three swords

Sleeping on the floor boards

Wander away

Nobody can find me

Hear your laughter

Running through my mind 

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

We’re on top of the world because of you

All I wanted to do is follow you

I’ll keep fighting alongside you my dear

Your side is where I belong

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

Zoro, Zoro

Just how far will you go

With the Straw Hat in that tiny row boat?

“Come and join me, you can be my first crew mate”

“You may be the greatest after all”

We’re on top of the world because of you

All I wanted to do is follow you

I’ll keep fighting alongside you my dear

Your side is where I belong

We’re on top of the world because of you

I do nothing that she would never do

I’ll keep training to be the best I can

I’ll be the greatest swordsman

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

I’m thinking Zoro, Zoro

Oh wee oh

DuckTales go brrrrr

My brother started watching DuckTales and the hyperfixation from four years ago was unlocked yet again…

Also yes, Huey is feeding sees to a little demon Louie (courtesy of my sibling)

Save me ZoLu save me…

Better quality/individuals under cut!

big ol one piece dumparooni

one whole pea 😔

Wings anyone?

"The Death of BarrenClan: Part Three"

Nothing at all like falling asleep.

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Little fox in a forest! I’ve been learning photoshop and thought I’d do some pixel art :]