Squiddle147 - I Don’t Know How I Got Here

You can’t tell me Harry didn’t inherit that from Reg

I feel Regulus was a Quidditch Seeker protege and people would constantly pelt things at him just to watch the way he’d almost subconsciously snatch it out of the air.

Like sitting in class, during an exam, Barty will punt a bottle of ink at Regulus and, without looking up, he will put his arm up and pull it out of the air like its nothing.

James kept a Snitch in his pocket to “keep Reg on his toes” and throw it at him but secretly he was just super fascinated by Reg’s talent and found it endearing

(this is definitely not inspired by those scenes in chap 26 with the snitch in turned tides;)

Wait so does Apollo sit at the apollo table or the Zeus table

*Flash forward to Peter trying to explain it to the rest of the team*

Villain: *webbed up and hanging upside down* Come on man, let me down! Have a heart!

Peter: I do have a heart! I can't remember where I put it... but I do have one!

Villain: *genuinely scared and disgusted because spider-man can take out his organs and live without a heart*

1 week later

Daily Bugule News: Speculations have started that Spider-man is a robot, or he is an inhuman who can remove his organs and must recharge his heart every week!

Avengers: *watching TV* *Whispering* what the fuck?

Steve: *quietly* language

I mean it isn’t wrong, I want frogs

On Ao3 I love when writers put the tag “I wrote this instead of sleeping” because of the fact that I read this instead of sleeping