A Dark Day... The Onion Went Off

This is me about any fandom I’m in

“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”

*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media

Marauder Headcanons

Do you know how in half blood prince we learn that Severus Snape figured out an easier way to make every potion. I like to think the James Potter was the only kid who could get the potions correctly with the normal instructions to how make the potions, and that Severus started figuring out easier ways to make the potions with the same outcome so that he could do just as well as James with less work. And that every year at the beginning of the year, the three other marauders would play like a game of rock paper scissors to see who got to be James potion partner. 

The marauders never got caught for the same prank twice. If they got caught once it would never happen again at least for that prank.

The only reason Harry lived and James didn’t is because Harry only had two other friends. Harry didn’t have the equivalent of Peter and if he had something would’ve gone wrong.

Mcgonagall knew that all of the marauders were in animagi, and was really proud.

Remus was horrible at care of magical creatures. He was one of the only kids to fail that class, and it was because all the animals knew he was a werewolf in were terrified of him.

As excited James was to have a kid Sirius was even more excited to have a godkid.

The animagus parts of Sirius, James and Peter, after a while, started to impact how they acted. I don’t mean like big ways. I just mean after a while of being transformed, they would forget a little bit that they weren’t the animals still.

If anyone had a nightmare, they would go to Remus’s bed. Not because he was good at comforting them, but because he really liked the cuddles (and was really good at giving cuddles).

i don’t think he needs to be rescued lol…

EVERYONE WE ARE SANDWICH!

I LOVE BED

*2 hours later*

[crisis counselor running from the room screaming and crying]

mcgonagall: I think that went well

mcgonagall: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire

remus: so that means i’m good at mental health right?

[crisis counselor enters room]

remus: ah fuck

Love me some One Topic

*the camera looks over to Sirius (who can also speak French) trying and almost failing to to laugh*

Regulus calling James an idiot in french and James swooning over him because he thought Regulus called him something cute.

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