At The End Of Each Ep Of Queer Eye When The Dude Shows Off His New Look To His Family And Friends

Asthmatic: I can’t breathe.

Doctor: We have medicine!

Asthmatic: Okay great, give it-

Doctor: You just have to hold your breath!

Asthmatic: But I can’t breathe-

Doctor: Hold your breath!

Asthmatic:

Doctor:

Asthmatic:

Doctor:

Asthmatic: *dies*

Reblogging for all my college homies.

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

 Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks

Textbooknova 

Reddit

Bookboon 

Textbookrevolution 

GaTech Math Textbooks

Ebookee 

Freebookspot 

Free-ebooks

Getfreeebooks 

BookFinder

Oerconsortium 

Project Gutenberg

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression

Fiona: Is Sand called sand because it's between Sea and Land?

May: FOR THE LAST TIME, GO TO BED-

May, pausing: ... Ask me in the morning...

You brought a cheese knife to the knife fight, which isn’t technically wrong, but is definitely an odd choice

when they get their candy stuck in the vending machine

shakes the vending machine: Joanna

gets arm stuck trying to get it out: May

asks for help: Fiona

all of the above, in that order: Robyn

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

Blake: Honey bun?

Yang: Yes?

Blake, flustered: I meant, would you like one?

Yang: Oh, uh, alright. Sugar?

Blake: Yes?

Yang, blushing: I was asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.

Blake: Oh! Yes, please.

Weiss: fucking KISS ALREADY

I think about this at least once a week