You Cant Tell Me That Belle And Rapunzel Weren't Writing The Dirtiest Freak Nasty Fan Fiction Ever

i like paranormal things in a gravity falls/paranorman kind of way not a the conjuring kinda way

Hot bitches are certified in PowerPoint

oh boy, it’s february soon: time to reread berlin angel by @de-sire-blog

Gay son or thot daughter....

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter

sudoku son or word search daughter

big spoon son or little spoon daughter- like actual spoons guys

big Nate son or dork diaries daughter

tea son or coffee daughter

Billy Joel son or David bowie daughter

Lego Ninjago son or Lego friends daughter

Pepper eating son or Pickle eating daughter

The smiths son or Lana del ray daughter

Joe Rogan son or Britany broski daughter

Garfield son snoopy daughter

stocks son or astrology daughter

math son or english daughter

I don’t wanna grow up I want to be a teenager forever I’m freaking out

im about to do a rebrand

to everyone taking AP tests this may, happy hunger games and May the odds be ever in your favor

Nothing beats Remus as a cowboy. I need him  biblically, as some would say. Like... got me giggling and kicking my feet. I will take a ride on his big green tractor honestly. (Someone get that please, this was embarrassing enough 💀)

One of my absolute favorite exchanges in the entirety of The Secret History