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i used to like wilbur soot but holy shit this is wild

Say Rory’s hot as Charlie and no one bats an eye

SAY he’s hot as Euronymous and SOCIETY?!

RED ALERT RED ALERT THEY HIT THE MOTHER FUCKING PENTAGON WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME SHELLY DUVAL DIED

i knew my chronic offlineness was going to catch up to me eventually

this is the realist shit ever why cant i just be a silly little girl

Remus lupins cowboy boy Era hit the whole Fandom like a truck

Virginia Woolf, A Writer’s Diary, August 1921

Do you ever think about the fact that your favourite piece of media has already been written and not by you? Does it keep you up at night too?

a list of small iconic things from the first pjo book that i wish was included in the show:

THE PINK POODLE!!! I WANTED THE PINK POODLE SO BADLY OMG NOOO

"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"

...big bathtub

Percy actually chopping Crusty's head off (disadvantages of working with disney ig)

obedience school

the trio wearing stupid waterland merch after they stole it (that would have been funny to see)

the bus literally exploding

"live well percy jackson. become a true hero" (the edits would have been CRAZY; edit: maybe not anymore because of fucking tiktok 😒, they wouldve been good on insta)

the police and the news reports (AND PERCY BEING LIKE "oh my stepdad wants to thank you all soooo much, here's all his stuff for free")

sally murdering gabe with medusa's head and selling him for money (disney again i think)

i absolutley LOVED the show, dont get me wrong. these are just minor things that i wished were included but probably werent for a good reason :)

For Boop-Badges Collectors

Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.

If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.

gay son or thot daughter

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter