THE PINK POODLE!!! I WANTED THE PINK POODLE SO BADLY OMG NOOO
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"
...big bathtub
Percy actually chopping Crusty's head off (disadvantages of working with disney ig)
obedience school
the trio wearing stupid waterland merch after they stole it (that would have been funny to see)
the bus literally exploding
"live well percy jackson. become a true hero" (the edits would have been CRAZY; edit: maybe not anymore because of fucking tiktok ๐, they wouldve been good on insta)
the police and the news reports (AND PERCY BEING LIKE "oh my stepdad wants to thank you all soooo much, here's all his stuff for free")
sally murdering gabe with medusa's head and selling him for money (disney again i think)
i absolutley LOVED the show, dont get me wrong. these are just minor things that i wished were included but probably werent for a good reason :)
โthe secret history is so dark academia.โ richard papen literally did cocaine in a burger king parking lot
the real bitches remember the dabloon tiktok era
โBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.โ
AS A ORGINAL WATTPADINAN READER AO3 GIVES ME A FUCKING HEADACHE
What type of tea I think Marauders & company are with very little explanation by someone who drinks alot of tea
Remus: lavender tea- with a side of dark chocolate
Sirius: Masala chai/chai tea
James- hibiscus tea- he liked the color
Peter: lemon tea
Pandora: random herbs she found and brewed
Regulus: Peppermint tea
Lily: Matcha
Dorcas: whatever pandora makes
Marlene: Earl grey
Mary: green tea
Barty: Black tea- because he's basic like that
Evan: white tea- because he's fancy like that
i always thought Hermes cabin should have been two story's one for Hermes kids one for the unclaimed
Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.
nah fr he acting like he hasn't been missing for attendance...
love when jesper asked wylan "shouldn't you be in university" my brother in christ shouldn't YOU be in university
british people im sorry for what we put you through
hispanic ppl im sorry for what we put you through