EVERYONE STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CAMILLA OH MY GOD

reading does take a lot of effort and it is difficult. that’s why you should do it!

he is my barty crouch jr

"Fuck you my child is completely fine"

Ma'am your child is obsessed with Rory Culkin

The sexual tension between me and being an history major is STRONG

SIDE EYE

I’ve never found something I can relate to so much in my life💀💀💀

I think i like the catcher in the rye a little too much

okay here me out but no sane person would search "catcher in the rye merch" up for their Christmas list....

pov jesper

"and my man thank you to my man"

Lol why can’t I stop thinking about this

Mfs hit highschool and start morphing into one of these bitches

Ayo fellow Spider-Smutties

Comere lemme speak to you for a second-

I will never understand how there's so much Hobie x Spider!reader smut but there's none where they be straight up breaking the bed.

Miguel too. Cause they'll have him aggressive but like in the normal human dom way. Y'all do realize he don't even need to do all that, right?

He could have normal sex and he'd still crack your little Ikea bed in half like a popsicle stick the man is 6'9

Like these mfers are super human. You ever seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn?

The headboard should be splintering. The sheets should literally be torn to shreds. TOW UP.

The comforter should be destroyed and the nightstand too prolly

Your nightstand got nail marks on it now. Looking like a saber tooth tiger got in. I hope you not renting cause y'all should be putting holes in the walls. Breaking your dinning room table

Have the neighbors downstairs like

Where is the webbing? Them walls should be covered in webs more ways than one. Where is the web bondage? Where is it

They should be on the walls or something. Like.. they can just walk up there. 69 upsidedown is still 69 🤨

I mean if we smutting it up have at it but y'all we gotta be a little bit creative 😩

tuh At this point if ain't leaving him like this I don't want it

this is our annabeth chase and if your still have a stick up your butt about it you need to go get a life ty

LIKE LOOK AT HER?? 😭😭

actually i think sony should take their sweet fucking time with beyond the spiderverse cuz even with the time they took with atsv it wasn't enough for the animators to have proper working conditions. like take ten years i don't fucking care, people can bitch and moan but i would rather know the employees aren't working 8hours a day plus overtime for 7 days a fucking week to get a movie about spiderman done cuz "waah waaaah i wanna see it" people won't shut up and sony demands their film be made for the profit of it all