And John Mulaney

a list of small iconic things from the first pjo book that i wish was included in the show:

THE PINK POODLE!!! I WANTED THE PINK POODLE SO BADLY OMG NOOO

"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"

...big bathtub

Percy actually chopping Crusty's head off (disadvantages of working with disney ig)

obedience school

the trio wearing stupid waterland merch after they stole it (that would have been funny to see)

the bus literally exploding

"live well percy jackson. become a true hero" (the edits would have been CRAZY; edit: maybe not anymore because of fucking tiktok 😒, they wouldve been good on insta)

the police and the news reports (AND PERCY BEING LIKE "oh my stepdad wants to thank you all soooo much, here's all his stuff for free")

sally murdering gabe with medusa's head and selling him for money (disney again i think)

i absolutley LOVED the show, dont get me wrong. these are just minor things that i wished were included but probably werent for a good reason :)

he is my barty crouch jr

"Fuck you my child is completely fine"

Ma'am your child is obsessed with Rory Culkin

gay son or thot daughter

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter

to everyone taking AP tests this may, happy hunger games and May the odds be ever in your favor

now look i don’t wanna ship that rarepair…

BUT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THAT RAREPAIR

Its Christmas break and I'm just a girl rotting in my room.

New workout motivation: I could loose all my athleticism by being lazy

the way i need this irl

elyse’s bedroom 🍒✨📚

im about to do a rebrand

brittany drop the album girl