Spyderthedecider - Jada

as a kid when i first read the books i just assumed that none of the Athena kids where Poc because they had blonde hair and blue eyes. one of the most justifying moments in my lifer was when i saw black Annabeth chase.

it’s always “i love you” and never “a few weeks ago you told me lane had a crush on me. well i have a crush on her too and i know you have very strict rules about dating and boys and i just want you to know that i’m a good person. i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, i’ve never gotten a ticket, i’m healthy, i take care of myself, i floss, i never watch more than thirty minutes of television partly because i think it’s a waste of time and partly because there’s nothing on, i respect my parents, i do well in school, i never play video games in case they do someday prove playing them can turn you into a serial killer, i don’t drink coffee, i don’t drink soda because the carbonation freaks me out, i’m happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it, i don’t mind wearing a tie, i enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and i really really wanna take your daughter to her prom. mrs kim? please don’t make me repeat that list again.”

RED ALERT RED ALERT THEY HIT THE MOTHER FUCKING PENTAGON WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME SHELLY DUVAL DIED

i knew my chronic offlineness was going to catch up to me eventually

PETER IS A GIRLBOSS AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR HIM BEING EXCLUDED FROM FICS!!!

saw and needed to share with more eyes

my pretty little ratboy, so weak and easy to influence. of course he became the bad guy.

anybody who’s invisible can become bad. all it takes is the right amount of attention from the wrong influence.

kisses kids <3

Wtf Is Wrong With Netflix

It should be a national crime to like Netflix every fucking good show it has it fucking cancels like what did shadow and bone do to you

can i just say to my fellow students: do whatever you need to to make schoolwork more enjoyable (this doesn't apply only to school but yk). if a destiel confession meme on the cover of your world history notebook will make you more inclined to study it, do it!!! if you want to write your study notes in pink pen because who's going to stop you and it makes them look more fun, do it!!!! if you want to crack jokes to your future self in your drafts, do it!!! it can be really hard to find motivation so look out for yourself and make things more enjoyable (within reason, if the "fun thing" is actually making you stressed then Maybe Don't Do That).

gay son or thot daughter

Salt burn son or Challengers daughter

game of thrones son or house of the dragon daughter

Pjo son or harry potter daughter

a list of small iconic things from the first pjo book that i wish was included in the show:

THE PINK POODLE!!! I WANTED THE PINK POODLE SO BADLY OMG NOOO

"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"

...big bathtub

Percy actually chopping Crusty's head off (disadvantages of working with disney ig)

obedience school

the trio wearing stupid waterland merch after they stole it (that would have been funny to see)

the bus literally exploding

"live well percy jackson. become a true hero" (the edits would have been CRAZY; edit: maybe not anymore because of fucking tiktok 😒, they wouldve been good on insta)

the police and the news reports (AND PERCY BEING LIKE "oh my stepdad wants to thank you all soooo much, here's all his stuff for free")

sally murdering gabe with medusa's head and selling him for money (disney again i think)

i absolutley LOVED the show, dont get me wrong. these are just minor things that i wished were included but probably werent for a good reason :)