“Well Your Honor, My Client Literally Never Asked To Be Born So…”

Dracula sleeping

Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:

Most people are on our side here, even the so-called "boomers." We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!

NVM IG. PEOPLE LIVE

Apparently people have messaged me and I never noticed. Real people. Not bots. I feel so bad the messages are like a year old. So I can't reply now

i think there might be mold growing inside me

Haymitch and Peeta happily in love with girls who can sing:

Snow:

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

The Kansas Newspaper Union, Topeka, November 26, 1887

The Wichita Beacon, Kansas, August 9, 1918

Saw some memes that made me think of em

If I see one more article calling Lucy Westenra a slut I will commit an act of violence.