yooouuuu wanna know what sounds really good rn? You writing silly, mundane headcanons of the matsuno bros. I've been trying to think up of shit to give you to make head canons about but all i got so far is silly icky food combos that theyve randomly eaten or just like. I feel like ichi and choro would have the worst. Ichi just bc he's lazy and it was what was lying around and the time and choro because a freak. I can see him eating a peanut butter and pickles sandwich.
I got this ask and went through all the boys ages ago but tumblr hadn't saved my draft and I lost it. I'm finally returning to it and it may not be what I had before but by god I'm getting it done.
Salted watermelon
Least ashamed (he has no shame)
He makes fun of the others for their picks though
Will insist on salt any time he eats watermelon, no matter the company
Will also violently insist on having anyone else try it
"See? It's great, right? What'd I say, it's the best!.. What do you mean you don't like it?"
Wine with anchovies
Thought it's a classy cool thing to do, and then got hooked on it
It is not cool, he read the instructions wrong, and people give him weird looks
It doesn't help that he's just dipping the anchovies in the wine glass
When he figured out he was doing it wrong, he didn't fix it, but just got more secretive
Will be up at 2 am like a cryptid dipping anchovies in wine
Cucumber in honey
"But it's healthy!"
Of course his would be the blandest option
Read online that it helps lower blood pressure and god knows he needs it
Though he gets made fun of the most, only because he tries so hard to defend himself
It makes him feel better that the crunch is so annoyingly loud for the others to deal with
Cat treats (freeze dried shrimp)
We've seen Ichi get pissed at Oso for eating something that he had bought for cats in the past; I think that'd be freeze dried shrimp
One day while feeding the cats he noticed he was hungry and got curious
And then he actually liked it, how awful
If anyone makes faces at him for it they swiftly move along when he looks like he'll kill them.
Sometimes esp kitty will shove one in his mouth when he seems to be stewing for too long
Peanutbutter ramen
I mean, there is peanut sauces, but Jyushi hardly has the patience to make the whole thing
It's even worse when he forgets to drain the water and it's just watered down peanutbutter
Let's not mention that he likes the noodles on the harder side
Lemme also add here that sometimes he'll just eat the ramen dry with the flavor packet poured in the bag
This is probably his least odd combo, if we're honest.
Dipping fries in strawberry ice cream
Saw a post about it and tried it for himself; though usually in those posts it was vanilla or chocolate
He can't abandon his brand though
Personally, he likes how the tangy or occasionally sour flavor mixes with the salt on fries
He also likes bar fries with ice cream, which is where it gets more questionable
I'm talkin paprika or cayenne pepper; others end up coughing and then choking on ice cream while he looks as sweet as a peach
Gives me brain worms but I'm too BUSY RN so hopefully I can come back to this
Yknow, the more I think about it the more it drives me crazy how, in AUs where all of the doomed future turtles get saved and sent to the past, April always gets left behind. Like, she survived to the very end right along with Fleo and F!Mikey, outlived F!Raph and F!Donnie, most likely sacrificed herself to give Casey Jr time to get injured Fleo somewhere safe at the beginning of the movie... just to be forgotten about in AUs and like...😥
VOTE BATS AN BUTTERFLIES ISTG ISTG
@ask-the-tmnt-bnb's TMNT Bats and Butterflies
@tired-o-fighter's Space Turtles
The way I only use ellipses and the dash in dialogue, but then I am fighting every higher power there is about putting too many semicolons now that I know how they work. Commas are whatever, we love the stability of the comma <33
feeling called out today
credit: _ADWills
Idk what I'm gonna do about my downright nasty spiderverse fic but the tmnt will be moved here
AO3 is experiencing a DDOS attack at this time. As they try to fix this, we need to minimize activity on the site so there is less traffic and the team can fight off the attack.
If this persists for several days - weeks, I will be uploading my works possibly here and to other fic sites. But for now AO3 is still my primary source and the only place to read my works at this time.
Mud Dogs valentines headcanons lesgo
Also, reminder that my requests are open, just send an ask lovelies!
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Mickey would buy you heart box chocolates as well as many other themed candies and a stuffed animal
Leonard knows the meanings behind flowers and their colors so he would plan out a bouquet gift for you
Danny would be extravagant and get you minky coutre and jewelry, necklaces, earrings, bracelets
If we're talking all three care about you, they are working their asses off in the kitchen trying [and failing] to make you your favorite dinner
You end up needing to help them anyway, but you don't mind, finding the gesture cute
Just Mickey would probably make a soup for valentines day dinner
Leonard would grill or make fried food, meat lovers delight [though of course grilled onion and pepper or fried cauliflower for my vegetarians]
Danny's making pasta. Sorry, it's all he knows. You could request a specific one though?
As for getting gifts, Mickey would like things that he can display, art, photos, stickers.
Reminders of you in his room/the hideout make him giddy
Leonard would like preening items or clothes, smells that you like on him automatically become his favorite scent.
He also has a secret sweet tooth. If you got him his favorite treats he's a blushing mess
Danny, in spite of his large/expensive gifts, really only cares about thought. If you got him a book/record he had shown interest in, you're a winner
He'd melt into a puddle, though, if you got him a handkerchief or pocket square for his suit, being able to display a piece of you wherever he goes
I was just listening to my day list. I hadn't actually listened to this song for a while, but I still like it!
I'm terrible at sitting down and watching more than one episode of a show when each episode is an hour long, so I've watched an episode every now and then. It's good so far! I've been watching youtube videos about the games now too.
Salty flavored foods are just so much more preferable to me. Sweet things get to be too much rather quickly, and then I can't handle spicy foods if they get too hot, but savory foods are always delicious.
Still, somehow. I'm a fan of a lot of different things, including now getting more interested in fallout because of the show mentioned earlier, but nothing stays in my thoughts throughout the day like the turtles do <3
Specifically light blue, and in general I like cold colors. Light blue, mint green, cool purples are amazing. I hate orange.
@fungalittlefreak @8-bit-angel @astral--horrorshow @beanieable and anyone else who want to join of course !!
I got tagged twice in this and I think it's so cute!! I'm gonna do mine apart because I don't wanna bury things under chains atm!
Tagged by: @skittlesqueen101 and @ze0n-wuz-here
Last song I listened to: This is my favorite band
Currently watching: Nothing, but the last thing I watched was Jujutsu Kaisen with some friends on discord!
Spicy/sweet/savory: SPICY🔥
Relationship status: Single
Current obsession: I have three at the moment? DC comics Flash (Wally West specifically), Across the Spiderverse and ROTTMNT
Fav color: Red!
Tagging: No pressure! Trying not to tag people who have already been tagged and failing... @yourlocalartsonist @yosajaeofficial @rottmntsimp @notjustdragonspages @lordfreg @chessman-protocol
All the unfinished boards coming out for the episodes we could have had
Original boards from here
GO CHECK THE GAME BLOG!!!!
I finished the title and icon for the game!
also feel free to ask me any questions!!
RAAAAAAH RAH RAH RAH *FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH AND CONVULSING* I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT SM
Jules I want 12 donatello. And 12 leo. I want the 12 blurple please. First impressions ig.
fixing that up and making it all four 2012 turtles because you told me to >:)
also, everyone tell spoopy happy birthday or i'll slice your elbow skin.
hmmmm this request isn't specific and i'm feeling particularly fluffy today so here's this monstrosity of 2012 turtles x gn reader (the turtles are aged up to their twenties i guess)
this is so mid
this is actually so mid even for something i had only 24 hours to produce
i'm rewatching the ENTIRE 2012 series because i HAVE THE BOX SET WITH ALL 124 EPISODES and i will characterise them all so hard
i just keep adding on to this author's note istg who let me start writing fanfic again (spoopy this is all your fault)
(i love you though pookies mwah mwah)
(happy birthday <33)
So Much For Huevos Rancheros
You decided a sleepover with your favourite mutants was long overdue, so last night you went to the lair wearing your fluffiest pyjama pants for an impromptu movie night. Mikey chose an R-rated Chris Bradford film to make fun of, and all of you agreed to make it a bad movie night. Ninety minutes and a turtle pile for sleeping later, you wake up to the smell of breakfast wafting from the kitchen.
Groggily, you sit up and wince at the stomachache, immediately laying back down due to your stomach telling you to kill yourself. Raph groans beside you, reaching for your hand and intertwining his fingers with yours, yawning with a comfortable smile. Mikey's head was previously on your chest and Donnie's is on your lap, drooling on your pyjamas. The orange turtle was awake, rubbing at his eyes and giving you a dopey smile as you looked up at him.
"Morning tummyaches again?" He reached down to your stomach, rubbing your left side gently to soothe the aches. You sigh in relief, thankful enough that Mikey knew just how to make your mornings better. After a moment, a blush flushes your face and you sit up to bump your head against his plastron.
"Thanks Mikey," you peck his cheek then carefully get up, trying your best not to wake Raph and Donnie. The youngest turtle brother goes to turn the TV on again, keeping the volume low. You move on to the kitchen, where Leo seems to be the one cooking.
He was wearing a a frilly apron, which seemed out of character for him, but he was making huevos rancheros, just the way you showed him. Your heart lept in your throat at the display, sighing dreamily as you watched your turtle work.
"Come here and give me a good morning kiss, hm?" He turned, smiling at you while you lean forward, planting a chaste kiss on his lips. You try to step back but he drops the utensil he was using to wrap an arm around you and keep you in close proximity so he could keep kissing you. You melt in his arms and reach to grab onto his shoulders, and he snakes his arm up your back to feel how tense your back muscles had become due to the way you slept. He parts with a concerned look. "You should have slept in my bed last night," Leo frowns and jabs at one of your pressure points to undo the tension of your muscles, your spinal cord turning to cooked spaghetti.
"Nuh-uh, we all agreed on a cuddle pile last night because April and Casey couldn't come, just because you're leader doesn't mean you get them for more time than the rest of us!" Mikey walked up to the kitchen with a pout, letting the TV run as background noise instead.
"Fuck you mean, nuh-uh?" Raph yawned, walking by Mikey to nudge him harshly, then kiss the side of your head to pass by, his destination seeming to be the fridge. Mikey was flabbergasted, gesturing to Raph as if he was saying "get a load of this guy". Raphael turned from the fridge with the pitcher of homemade orange juice in his hand and a glare that put Mikey in his place.
"I... I think we're supposed to be on Mikey's side, Raph."
Donnie walks in to wrap his arms around you and nuzzle on the top of your head, breathing you in. You rolled your eyes, putting your hands on your hips.
"I swear, the four of you have a hard time sharing even though you're old enough to know how. It's cute when it's a movie or comic book but not when it's me. Can we please just have breakfast in peace? Together?" You sit at the breakfast bar and the turtles responded "yes" in unison, a smirk playing on your lips. Leo served your huevos rancheros last, giving you the freshest of the food he cooked. The four of you eat in silence, enjoying Leo's cooking.
After breakfast, the five of you end up cuddling on the couch, each turtle entangled with a part of you in some way, giving you adoring nuzzles as you watched Space Heroes together.
"You know we love you, right?" Leo whispers, stroking your hair and giving you a quick kiss below your ear, making you flinch.
"We love you lots, princess..." Donnie grins from your lap, looking up at you, then reaching for your palm to press his lips against it. Not quite a kiss, but a romantic gesture nonetheless.
"Love you beyond the moon and back, honey..." Raph reaches for your other hand, kissing a trail up to your bicep, then nuzzling into your shoulder. Mikey turns around to look up at you from below, where he usually sits when there's no room for him on the couch. He leans in to kiss your knee politely, a grin on his face as he stares up at you in wonder.
"Nothing will ever make us stop loving you, ice cream cake! You're ours forever!"
You pull your hands back to cover your face, feeling embarrassed, but heart so full. You're glad you slept over the lair and spent time with your silly turtle boyfriends.
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