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no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

my main man scoobert goes in

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Sorry for the bad cropping

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page