I Made The Same Lunch As Yesterday But Added Bell Peppers And Used Sesame Sauce Instead Of Bbq To Give

So my six year old has been low key watching the LOTR films as I play them in the background while completing important tasks that use up a lot of my brain space.

Please note this child will not watch Disney movies because of the “scary parts”

Throughout the duration of the films she asks me back to back questions -with very complex and complicated answers.

I am equal parts proud, excited, and exhausted. Like, my brain is oozing from my ears - but I’m happy about it?

THAT WASN’T BUSINESS ENOUGH FOR ME

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deeply important question dirtbag boyband bears in trees what would each of your classes be if you were dungeons and dragons characters

hope this helps !

We needed cheap and easy tonight so I got some rotisserie chicken and a baguette from the grocery store and made salad BECAUSE HEALTHY HOBBITS EAT BREAD.

Every year for the Halloween season I go with a “theme” of movies to watch - along with my regulars and maybe some others. This year I’m choosing Scream because I’ve only seen the first three. I remember when the first Scream came out and how iconic it was. I appreciate it even more as an adult

What’s you’re favorite scary movie?

Also, it’s just occurred to me that I am not a fan of Neve Campbell.

Also, maybe it’s my age, but old Skeet Ulrich is better looking than young Skeet Ulrich.

I said what I said.

Spot on, indeed.

This Twitter thread went semi viral during the pandemic, and it's so spot on and hilarious, I had to bring it back! Please share your GG pandemic headcanons too because I would love to hear them…

Listening to an audiobook and the narrator just said, “exiting the apartment, she tripped over an envelope” and I can’t get past it. How does one trip over an envelope.

SCREAM 2

I’ve only seen this one once, way back in the 1900’s.

Ten minutes in, I have thoughts

This takes place, what, 2 years after two teenagers brutally murder a bunch of other teenagers and, not only have they made a film about it, they are handing out ghost face costumes at the door. People are running around the theater pretending to murder each other for the entire length of the movie - or at least until someone is actually murdered.

Look, I’m not expecting realism in a slasher movie, but this is wild.

Also, Courtney Cox’s hair. Yeeew!

This has become a favorite comfort snack, especially when it’s cold. It’s like chicken and stars soup, but it’s homemade and it tastes better. Plus it’s super simple to make

"If by my life or death I can protect you, I will."