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This is truely the post of all time.

I sentance thee to 20 years in Delaware

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Day 2: Karmaflower!

AEEEE silly lil guys! Sillies.

AU notes:

They meet when arti is at the end of her genocide and saint is starting his. Artificer saves him from a red lizard and saint develops a crush on her. Arti tells saint that genocide isn't worth it, and leaves you empty and alone. They bond over tragic backstories. Artificer rushes into danger without caring about her wellbeing. Saint takes care of artificer because she doesn't take care of herself

Saint- It/its, Intersex, Lesbian

Artificer- She/her, woman, lesbian

Shipuary calander and more random notes under the cut!

More notes on THEM:

Artificer will do anything to protect saint. Saint will do anything to protect Artifcer.

Saint is cold but caring. He can talk for hours about the cycle and Artificer will just listen lovingly.

Artificer is chaotic and impulsive but has grown older and a little more calm. She still hates scavengers.

Art stuff:

I put a pink screen layer so the colors looked good

Yes I did draw karmaflowers because the ship name is honestly too cute aujbfwjgjsnfjfnsjngj

this ship was hard for me because I don't have a concrete characterization for either scug

My artificer design is missing a leg because i feel like it suits her, and three legged cats can still do parkour.

Welcome to Helluva Boss, a TV show review in song parody form

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Have a look around

Everything you’ve heard about this show can be found

We’ve got episodes monthly

And merch drops for days

So if you don’t like it, well then you must hate gays

Welcome to Helluva Boss

A bold new take on Hell

Not much torture goes on down here, in fact everything seems swell

Don’t say that we’re sexist

Millie’s not ignored, haha

She has plenty of focus in this five-minute short!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

By and for Tumblr

At one point our ‘hero’ says a gross ableist slur

Be horny

Be sleepy

Be just plain confused

We could explain the lore in-show, but we refuse!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Come on, bring a friend

Here’s a fun antagonist

We highly doubt you’ll see again

We got demons, up on Earth, who get paid to kill folks

Except we changed our minds and now

It’s about a red dude and a dumb bird fucking each other

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Views are down the drain

We’ve lost two-thirds of our audience to some weirdo named Caine

We’re out of animators

The critics are mean

We still haven’t sold all our stock from last Halloween

See a washed-up pop star’s

Freshly washed car, be in pain

Steal our employees’ work and

Blacklist them if they complain

Furbait gone mad, deadbeat bird dad,

Love stories you’d find on Wattpad

He’s a rapist because he’s sad

His wife’s bad, sex makes him glad

Here's the show's only non-psycho

Committing awful crimes

Here's the exact same character arcs

That we’ve done a thousand times

Here’s the puny pay rate

For our animators

Here’s the show’s creator buying taxidermied birds

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

sometimes I wonder if scavengers think slugcats are related to oysters

You deserve to be happy! You deserve to get help and you deserve love. I wish you the best

are you seeing any help for your s****dal ideations? please do. it may be rough but the work is worth it. i wish you the best

nobody really knows I have them, I really don’t want to worry my or scare my mom.

MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

school is it was epic.

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