Moxie And Millie's Relationship : Cute With No Substance

SILLY

redraw of this

?????? I need an allo who thinks like this to please explain? Do you not have real friends? Me and my friends do most, if not all of these? Also i've heard several people say you can't be friends with the gender your attracted to, which is just like ????

Things friends can't do according to allos!

(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe. Also I know not all allos are like this.)

Give each other meaningful gifts

Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes

Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)

Match clothes or accessories

Hold hands for 'too long' (???)

Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)

Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'

Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands

Lean onto the other emotionally and physically

Smile in one another's presence

Laugh at each others jokes

Give genuine advice

Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc

Ask how the others doing

I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten

Fuck I love his books I had no idea he was such a shit person. Alright everyone aboard the Neil Gaiman/JKR death train :3

The way people are treating and infantalizing Neil Gaiman and excusing, justifying his actions and talking about how its ok to still love his books and separate the art from the artist, are a bunch of fucking hypocritical misogynist. Jk Rowling is casually harassed and posts wishing for her death have more than 10k notes, yet Neil , who's crime is far worse than Jk Rowling will ever be—a woman who refuses an ideology because it is inherently anti feminist vs a man accused of sexual assault by two very different women—is treated with grace and is allowed room for everything. He's not harassed or sent death threats, there are no posts made wishing his death, people aren't harassing his family and showing up the places he's eaten like they did with Jk Rolwing? Liberals are so fucking hateful misogynist pieces of shit who still care more about fear mongering about TERFS than about the poor women the man raped. Liberals reveal their corrupted morality everytime it comes to women, especially those that disagree with their deranged ideologies. American liberals are so fucking braindead, brainwashed and privileged that they've convinced themselves they're oppressed and even worse don't seem to realise that out in the real world, all women are terfs. All women, whether they believe in feminsm or not, are terfs because every women in the real world recognises (to some extent) that men are our oppressors and that sex based oppression exists.

What’s it like being short

*Reports you to tumblr for harassment* /j

Readers, it should be noted that I am taller than the user in question

All the Queer relationships in HB are basically just built on sex. Wait stolitz isn’t a relationship that’s stolas r*ping someone of a much lower class, and that sex is VITAL to keeping his r*pe victim’s job!!! Awesome representation!!!

HB shouldn’t have been included in a queer show award. Like…what the fuck.

sometimes I wonder if scavengers think slugcats are related to oysters

Welcome to Helluva Boss, a TV show review in song parody form

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Have a look around

Everything you’ve heard about this show can be found

We’ve got episodes monthly

And merch drops for days

So if you don’t like it, well then you must hate gays

Welcome to Helluva Boss

A bold new take on Hell

Not much torture goes on down here, in fact everything seems swell

Don’t say that we’re sexist

Millie’s not ignored, haha

She has plenty of focus in this five-minute short!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

By and for Tumblr

At one point our ‘hero’ says a gross ableist slur

Be horny

Be sleepy

Be just plain confused

We could explain the lore in-show, but we refuse!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Come on, bring a friend

Here’s a fun antagonist

We highly doubt you’ll see again

We got demons, up on Earth, who get paid to kill folks

Except we changed our minds and now

It’s about a red dude and a dumb bird fucking each other

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Views are down the drain

We’ve lost two-thirds of our audience to some weirdo named Caine

We’re out of animators

The critics are mean

We still haven’t sold all our stock from last Halloween

See a washed-up pop star’s

Freshly washed car, be in pain

Steal our employees’ work and

Blacklist them if they complain

Furbait gone mad, deadbeat bird dad,

Love stories you’d find on Wattpad

He’s a rapist because he’s sad

His wife’s bad, sex makes him glad

Here's the show's only non-psycho

Committing awful crimes

Here's the exact same character arcs

That we’ve done a thousand times

Here’s the puny pay rate

For our animators

Here’s the show’s creator buying taxidermied birds

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

WOAH ART!!!! So pretty! Love how the hair is shiny!!

Painting I did ig?

Same

I'm so excited about the watcher dlc!!

Nightcat's back yall! He's real!

He will always be nightcat to me. Im not calling him watcher lmao

Throwback to the time me and @moistrodent took a 'which slugcat are you quiz' and I got Survivor, and they got Nightcat, and I said "I have a better campaign than you haha"...

Gonna work on a comic of nightcat finally returing and the main scugs throwing him a party

Whenever I drew an artpiece with all the slugcats, I included nightcat because I KNEW /j