I Leashed Up My God, Don't Worry

I feel like Alastor is trying to be Bill Cypher but Vivziepop doesn’t understand why Bill Cypher works so well.

Welcome to Helluva Boss, a TV show review in song parody form

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Have a look around

Everything you’ve heard about this show can be found

We’ve got episodes monthly

And merch drops for days

So if you don’t like it, well then you must hate gays

Welcome to Helluva Boss

A bold new take on Hell

Not much torture goes on down here, in fact everything seems swell

Don’t say that we’re sexist

Millie’s not ignored, haha

She has plenty of focus in this five-minute short!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

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At one point our ‘hero’ says a gross ableist slur

Be horny

Be sleepy

Be just plain confused

We could explain the lore in-show, but we refuse!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Come on, bring a friend

Here’s a fun antagonist

We highly doubt you’ll see again

We got demons, up on Earth, who get paid to kill folks

Except we changed our minds and now

It’s about a red dude and a dumb bird fucking each other

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Views are down the drain

We’ve lost two-thirds of our audience to some weirdo named Caine

We’re out of animators

The critics are mean

We still haven’t sold all our stock from last Halloween

See a washed-up pop star’s

Freshly washed car, be in pain

Steal our employees’ work and

Blacklist them if they complain

Furbait gone mad, deadbeat bird dad,

Love stories you’d find on Wattpad

He’s a rapist because he’s sad

His wife’s bad, sex makes him glad

Here's the show's only non-psycho

Committing awful crimes

Here's the exact same character arcs

That we’ve done a thousand times

Here’s the puny pay rate

For our animators

Here’s the show’s creator buying taxidermied birds

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Art is tasty. Beautiful silly scav.

это выглядит… хм… не очень хорошо. вообще не очень хорошо

WOAH ART!!!! So pretty! Love how the hair is shiny!!

Painting I did ig?

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“And God forbid you three reproduce”

has to be the funniest line i’ve heard in a long while xdxdxd

my favourite character in Hazbin Hotel, Phencyclidine. Who has never been shown being in withdraw.

And is basically never mentioned to have a drug habit (also the one scene in episode four doesn’t really count, because CRACK COCAINE DOESN’T CAUSE THE AFFECTS THAT ALCOHOL DOES! FOR FUCKS SAKE CRACK ISN’T EVEN A DEPRESSANT, IT’S A STIMULANT. Also crack can cause paranoia, seizures, aggression etc. It doesn’t act like alcohol, Vivziepop just doesn’t know anything about drugs, and yes drug use isn’t just a silly joke it ruins people’s lives, but Vivziepop doesn’t care!!!)

Also PCP, or Angel Dust, or Phencyclidine, was discovered in 1926 but the actual effects weren’t discovered until the 1950s. Ten years after Angel Dust died. So Angel Dust doesn’t have a PCP addiction, but he’s called Angel Dust for some fucking reason? That’s like naming your character Meth. It’s stupid and I hate it.

Fuck this show, fuck the was it portrays drug use, fuck the was it portrays voodoo, fuck the was it portrays rape. The entire thing is the writers poorly disguised fetish with a ton of cursing and a few (vaguely) well written characters.

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