The White Power Ranger Doesn’t Sound Like A Character For A Kids Television Show.

What

Pls explain

Why is winter so stunningly beautiful

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

I have seen things no other man will see

Seductive Pepe, one of the rarest of Pepe’s to exist. Can seduce any species in any place, hence why it’s background changes colour to fit on your blog.

If you had these at your birthday party you were the shit. Like you'd be drowning in bitches

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

Well that’s awful

Fuck

Government Secret #433

notes aren’t real

You put on your boots, strap into your bindings, dust the snow off your board, and head out for the chair. It doesn’t matter that you didn’t get the girl, failed the test, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours.

(via thiswillmatter)

For a second i thought this was a sixpenceee story lol

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