Bruhhhhh

I have seen things no other man will see

Seductive Pepe, one of the rarest of Pepe’s to exist. Can seduce any species in any place, hence why it’s background changes colour to fit on your blog.

I dont get it is there supposed to be a twist that i missed

I’ve had my dog since the day I was born

by reddit user inaaace

Ok, now that I’m writing this I can see how strange it is that I’ve had my dog for almost 31 years, but when you live with something every day of your life, it’s kinda normal, you know? I mean, sure, it crossed my mind here and there that, hey, how come Snoop is 20, 24, 26 years old, but I never gave it extensive thought. Good nutrition and daily exercise is what I’d say and move on. It wasn’t impossible, right?

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*makes black joke*

I would totally be

The Signs as Notes:

This is great

let me get your number so we chill & find cool memes

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