Akame No Kill

How to Win a Guy Back in 10 Days

by reddit user youbetrayedme

Ben loved me. Loved, past tense. It’s only been a little over a year since we got married. Back then he promised to love only me, and be mine forever. He used to write me handwritten love letters, surprise me with flowers just because, and took me out to nice dates. But lately, it seems like he’s lost interest in me. He doesn’t look at me as lovingly as when we first met, and he always seems so distant and preoccupied.

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I was so terrified before the pics loaded that it would be mlp bullshit but now I am quite content

can we all just appreciate…

these

lil 

ponies

wearing

sweaters

Help us science side of tumblr

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

Save a tube, ride a snowboard

FUCK

A Story to Scare My Son, by reddit user OvenFriend

“Son, we need to have a chat about Internet Safety.” I slowly crumpled down onto the floor next to him. His laptop was open and he was playing Minecraft on a public server. His eyes were locked into the action. Comments scrolled down the side of the screen in a chat box. “Son, can you stop your game for a minute?”

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*sighs internally*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A ROMANTIC EVENING OF HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING

Trust in the heart of the cards, Naruto.

Luffy, of fairy tail

SICK AS FUCK

ALEK ØSTRENG – EUROCARVE TO MISTY FLIP

Shit I never do these but I have to in this case

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”