There Is No God

you’re so beautiful i forgot my pickup line

Trust in the heart of the cards, Naruto.

Luffy, of fairy tail

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Gonna post the video later if enough people reblog with yes, or yeah.

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Persuaded

This story is credited to Chris Stewart

It’s been 2 weeks since this whole thing started.

It all started with a tanker accident. It was all over the news. Everyone thought it was just another oil spill. There were plenty of volunteers. Plenty of people wanting to help the poor defenseless animals. Plenty of victims. Within hours of the tanker accident, it started happening. The animals had gone crazy, they were scratching and biting the clean up volunteers. They said that it was an adverse effect to whatever was in that tanker.

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THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

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Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion

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I could literally drown in that water and be satisfied

me: wow this site is so glitchy but at least it cant get any worse

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