Parents: What Did You Do Today

I neeeeeeeeed iiiiit

What

do you like harry potter because you can slytherin my bed

The Iraqi one I swear

Source

JFC TURN ON THE AUDIO BUT TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES ON

Me as a deer

Love it

THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

Unknown author

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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Naruto: *loses Sasuke in a crowded area*

Naruto: "well, this calls for desperate measures"

Naruto: "SASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE"

Sasuke: *banshee screech* "NAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOO"

Naruto: "found him"

Mine was red tho

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Geniuses on /x/