Spring Shred Whistler

Billions of Software updates down the shower drain...

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

I was so terrified before the pics loaded that it would be mlp bullshit but now I am quite content

can we all just appreciate…

these

lil 

ponies

wearing

sweaters

ill buy you food

Duuuuude

Am I the only one who had opportunities to do that but also had friends who would call me out on it and like announce to the class those were song lyrics

We got assigned to write a poem by our English teacher and my friend used lyrics from fall out boy and twenty one pilots and after she handed it in our English teacher kept her behind to ask if she was emotionally stable

OH MY GOD

Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time

*sighs internally*

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

Love it

THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

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Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha

short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week

truest thing I've ever seen

did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget

You can comment on these things???

STOP COMMENTING ON THE CHAT POST

YOU CAN'T CHAIN ME DOWN, ASSHOLE