I want to be that kind of person.
so this one time in my high school music class, the room was silent and all of a sudden you hear the Kim Possible ringtone and everyone whipped their heads around trying to figure out who it was
and the most popular guy in school whipped out his fucking phone
with the teacher staring at him
and whispers “what’s the sitch?”
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A ROMANTIC EVENING OF HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Dying
Dammit
me: [cracks knuckles] let’s do some marketing
knuckles from the sonic series: ow
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notes aren’t real
Damn
This just happened. I am visiting my parents and my 7 year old niece is her. Her friend Jasmine, also 7, came over to play and stayed for dinner. We made spaghetti and sat to eat. Jasmine had been really quiet and was picking at her food. I asked her if she liked spaghetti, or if she’d like something else. She said yes, she likes spaghetti. I asked if she just didn’t like this spaghetti. Was it the noodles? The sauce? The meat? She just said she didn’t like it. I asked if her mom makes spaghetti. She said yes, and I asked if she just likes the way her mom makes it. She got really quiet, and I turn to see my dad all red faced and shaking his head no.
Jasmine’s mother died a couple of months ago unexpectedly.
by blushing_brunhilda
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NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.
But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.
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We all need to just snowboard and then eat some snow and snowboard some more and go camping in the wilderness and eat berries that will give us diarrhea and also we should sacrifice Bear Grylls to the nature sprites and FUCKING NATUUUUUUUUUURE also hi my last name is French like literally the word French
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