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Billions of Software updates down the shower drain...

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

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Reblog this if your blog sucks

More reason to hate the bandom in my reblog previous to this one. Idc if u check my blog just look at this post

things i hate about bandom (feel free to add)

-most of you ignore travie (gee i wonder why) -how dangerously close to superwholock levels of elitism the clique is -yall think youre punk when you couldnt be farther from it -the fact that you cant wrap your heads around mcr’s breakup -when you tweet to band members about your stupid ships -most of bandom is the epitome of “pizza netflix touch my butt uwu” -you take yourselves WAY too seriously

OH MY GOD PLEASE TURN THE AUDIO ON

Oh my god

OH MY GOD

Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time

foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

FUCKING HELL THAT IS TERRIFYING

when you see your friend at lunch